I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
Oh. Im drinking alone in a banana costume. Every time youre feeling down, i want you to think of me right now and know that your life is better than mine.
okay so using the row boat as a giant snow sled probably wasn't the best idea.
I feel like I had a lobotomy last night. I blacked out. Did we try to stick my Penis in a beer bottle?
congratulations to me i think I am on the road to legitimate alcoholism
cool. same. I'm in class drinking
NOT OKAY
sorry for partying
THATS NOT PARTYING THATS DRINKING IN CLASS
There are several different types of life sentences in my purse right now.
Do you think county jail has a Groupon?
Tiny.
I mean tony. It's like autocorrect knows he wasn't well endowed.
If thou doesn't answer thou phone thou shall receive a barrage of Dick pics. It's the eleventh commandment.
He was trying to talk to me about standards while he had a french fry box on his hand like a glove and was using it to flatten his cheeseburger.
I dropped her off at home and her fiancé was shitty, it was 4:30 am. I told him I was the Uber driver
Well, I'm most mad that he lied to you (about being married)...but the CAT THING IS A CLOSE SECOND
On a scale from 1-10 how fucked up would it be to buy weed with my fafsa money?
It's a study aid
I assure you, it was not a Porn Hub Bee Movie parody.
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