So ignoring my calls doesnt work if you update your facebook a minute later.
i wonder what megan fox's vagina feels like.
Heaven soaked bacon.
You gave him head? He fingered you? A little bit of make out?
WHAT THE FUCK ITS LIKE YOU WERE THERE
I just won Halloween Walk of Shame Bingo!
turn left when you see the girl thats puking on the sidewalk. she hasnt been moving much so she makes a good street marker
I woke up to her vacumming the grass
Dude she's famous. She's on an episode of campus pd. Can't not fuck her
Couple of things: my nipples are blue and knowing that at some point I'm going to have to poop is incredibly terrifying
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
He rolled up to the party in an ice cream truck. He was definitely my first priority
we def had a heart to heart that turned into a BJ last night
Just got arrested in my crocs and rolled up pants with a mr rogers sweater for literally fucking nothing can u come get me?
Me and my bruised tit have to wake up at 4 AM.
Dude, if that was the MLB player I think it was leaving your bedroom this morning please tell me you got his autograph. It could pay the rent for like six months.
Why does my mask smell like doritoes?
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