I just saw a hot homeless man
The guy dancing on me has three visible teeth. WHERE ARE YOU?
I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
i had just passed the point of no return when my mom opened my door. I hid my dick and took the porn off the computer in time but i still had to explain my day at school to her WHILE i was jizzing in my pants.
I think I may have appendicitis, but the house is like two blocks from the hospital so I'm just gonna go and drink anyway.
They're calling for 20 inches of snow but I'll have a dirtbike for emergency trips to the liquor store. Even if I crash it won't hurt.
All I had with a note saying that my shoes are in the ceiling and good luck.
It got messy; I did a shot of seamonkeys.
It wasn't so much skinny dipping. It more like skinny walking...through a fountain.
I send out my deepest condolences for seeing my ass last night.
I just remembered I made you punch yourself in the face last night and I would like to formally apologize for that even though it was hilarious.
She just asked me if I was going to stay the night. I responded "I know that we are upside down".
My ex boyfriend just amazon primed me a vibrator...guess I seemed stressed?
If I knew the person sucking my dick didn't say thank you for their Christmas presents I wouldn't be able to cum.
Never thought I’d use my computer science degree for teledildonics, but here I am
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