It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
Some girl next to me in class is making a list of whta to pack for spring break & it was a normal list until she put birth control in all caps w/ stars around it
so i gave him head in the movie theater last night. thought we were alone til I heard the clapping from the other side of the theater after he'd finished.
you told grandpa to call you daddy
I need to sleep with 3 more guys by midnight to meet my 2010 resolution..
Lesbians are nicde people they do not take debit cards
I said geronimo as I came I'm not sure if he appreciated the doctor who reference or was just confused
My apartment smells like a lavender field inside of a giant bong.
after he went down on me he said he wanted an air freshener for his car scented like my vag. i cant even.
They need 20 oz Capri suns with liquor. Douches need to grow up with their clients
Are you still feeling it? I'm in the bathtub. The water doesn't work but it's okay because I'm wearing pants.
The paramedics were not my fault this time.
MY LIFE IS A TRAINWRECK THATS ON FIRE BUT SOMEHOW STILL MOVING, I HAVE THE RIGHT TO SCREAM OUTSIDE AT 2AM
I'm going to be such a slut in Europe I've already decided
Send me dick pics. We'll make a scrap book
I made her pull the car over 5 times to puke because she was going to fast, apparently she was only going 30mph...
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