did the walk of shame through a baseball field. .A little league game was going on. Proceeded to buy a hot dog at the concession stand. the looks were priceless.
This is the guy who showed up to the first day of class with a 24 pack of coke and a handle of rum in his backpack. He doesnt play by normal people rules.
I'm crawling around naked in my room looking for my hairbrush. Just thought I'd put that image in your head.
We shoved chex mix between her tits for her own survival.
everything was going well until edgar threatened to handcuff the security guard to himself.
i told him i should keep a toothbrush at his house for after all the times i threw up there. he said yes but i wasnt getting a key to the apt
Literally I thought my ears were pouring out blood. That high.
I'm going to have to start playing roller derby again so I can blame my sex-related bruises on that.
Excuse me while I download incredibly disturbing porn until I'm more ashamed of myself than of my country.
Then again, he has huge mansions.
*manboobs.
he has pokemon bedsheets but his dick is huge so i took one for the team
I was desperate and wasn't about to let my cereal get soggy so I ate it on the toilet. Don't let me repeat last night.
And then before we had sex he was quoting space jam to me
just move with us, we wanted to get a dog. youre kind of the same thing..
yes that’s a photo of a horny gay donkey
Oh I know. I’ve known many horny gay donkeys in my time.
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