oh good, I think they're gone
the painters?
my herpes
My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
She's like the pied piper of lesbians.
He ran five blocks just to watch me and my best friend make out. I think he's a keeper.
I want to miss work tomorrow on account of violent projective vomit... Make it happen
I'm the fucking queen of sexting. I just made a blowjob sound so poetic I'm wishing I were a guy just so I could blow me. Learn from me.
Be ready for a dog pile. On your head. With my ass.
Oh Brad. Your poor brain, always being ignored for your penis and crazy women.
I am gifting my birthday sex to you, but its okay because I can always just have birthday vibrator.
Look, I'm just saying, she looks like a troll and works indefinitely at a shitty Chinese restaurant, so me sleeping with her boyfriend is the least of her troubles...
Although I'm glad you didn't let my climb in the sink, I really wish you would have let me pretend to be a duck in the shower for a little longer
HAPPY AIDS-LESS FOURTH OF JULY YOU HEALTHY FUCK
She didn't complain to the library attendant about us being too loud. She complained after you grabbed her highlighter off the table to stir vodka into your tumbler with.
Dude 4th of July week was our like 5th anniversary of you sending me dick pics ❤️
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