he also called and said i only cheated on you 8 times but they were all trannies
and someone in the background yelling "one was fat so that counts as one and a half"
ice luge is my downfall...
...u mean upfall.
You're having sex and i just smoked and made oatmeal...i'll give you some time to be jealous
If you dedicate your next bite to me, I'll dedicate my first orgasm to you.
just fought my dog for the chicken pie I dropped on the floor.
found my necklace. it was safe with all 6 boxes of peeps that i bought that night.
Sorry for locking you out after accusing you of eating my Skittles... I realized I was mistaken after just throwing up the rainbow.
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
I petted my head, told my hair it felt beautiful and needed to be let free. Then pulled out my pony tail. Cheers to weed. I lose.
Yes. That was the exact moment of my conscience clicking into instant high alert.
like i got into his car and the beatles were playing. this kid is def getting his dick sucked
He said you asked to eat pepperoni off his dick and he thought it was weird
I mean I thought it sounded fun
So... How much of our rent is drug money?
We are horrible
Yeah but we're also awesome
like I'd leave you in a situation like that..pfft. what kinda friend do you think I am?
...a stoned one.
And our sex soundtracks thus far have been metal and Star Wars
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