if you like me you must not know who I am
I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
I'm not conventionally pretty...I'm just crazy
I am one bad relationship away from having 30 cats.
The freshman next to me just said "I was rocking out on my way here to Dave Matthews..." I wish I would have passed this class the first time.
She hash tagged the word blow job in her text. Tonight's going to be good.
But it's not about our feelings, it's about making the men we sleep with feel awful about their lives
It was your ex but it was not eighties night, it was pudding wrestling. And either thank you or I'm sorry depending on the state of my pants left on the doorstep
I knew us throwing ourselves at him back in the day would pay off. I'm gonna b a divorcees rebound. Score!
You got a write up and a first aid award all in the same night. The don was impressed!
I think I need to see a chiropractor after giving that blow job
all night she kept rolling over and mumbling something about wanting an extendable retractable urethra.
I basically gave Miranda rights to the guy I hooked up with, jus so we were all clear what was happening
It was an interesting experience to have sex while there was a triathlon going on right outside my bedroom window because it sounded like everyone is cheering for you in bed.
How supportive!
You made me take you back to Mcdonalds so you could yell at the guy for not giving you enough ketchup packets
I vaguely recall french fries...
You then proceeded to call your mom and tell her you weren't coming home because you were "tripping balls"
Sweet...
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