I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
Well I will be attending the wedding with a flask of wine, potentially with a straw, and POM POMS for cheering purposes. Needless to say I will be well lubricated by your arrival..
Its okay I walked into your house, searched for my wallet in your purse, and took a shot of Tequilia all without eye contact, right?
Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
Dude, the lecture theatre is caving in on me.
You'd think the neighbors would be used to grown men coming into my house drunk at 230 am.
He came over to use the microwave, said he needed to heat up some urine.
I'd say tonight was pretty successful. I rode an iron horse naked and sweet talked myself out of an MIC while wearing a bra filled with four loko.
The number of threesomes I have agreed to seems to increase every time I talk to you drunk...
I lick assholes and I wouldn't eat mdma
B. I found a note on my phone and all it says is 'Fuck yeah im a racecar'
Yeah, he fractured his ass by doing a canon ball into the bath tub....
you would not believe who i just fucked on my lunch break
The logic in me says "don't text him" .But the vagina in me says "text him".
I'm just letting you know right now in advance that if I die or go to the hospital or end up in jail tonight it's because your kid sold me mushrooms.
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