it only took me 1 hour to write 8 pages. i'm never doing school work without adderall ever again.
we have 69 mutual friends...i have to add her
Just ran four miles to popeye's. And back. Dedication.
i told him i should keep a toothbrush at his house for after all the times i threw up there. he said yes but i wasnt getting a key to the apt
Laying on my kitchen floor and the lights just got brighter... I just died or there was a power surge. Based on the amount of booze I drink both are possible.
I'm currently trying to decide if crown or wild turkey will hurt worse coming back out through my nose later.
What is their policy on bow ties and belligerence?
I walked in and all four of you were covering your heads under the blanket singing waterslides in unison.
So after tonight I now have 6 Harry Potter movies left to get laid to. Before tonight it was 8. Fucking right
I'm getting a collar when he gets back in to town! That's like the bdsm equivalent of getting his class ring!
Also bring a pizza or no entry to my vagina OR the fort.
Cheese only
My stripper pole led lights flash with the sound so it's awsome with music
Human centipede...with the teletubbies. That's what my nightmare had in it.
I don't even want to know.
Masturbating to the DNC live stream. Not my proudest moment
I woke up and finished the bottle like a champ
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