Walking home still drunk in snow. Snowflakes are my only hydration..Need moreee
You seriously don't know?He was trying to arrest you and you were shouting that you were being punk'd. Punk'd? that show got cancelled like 5 years ago.
I feel like hell. The amount of black beans I found in my hair tells me I hit rock bottom
we had to stop you from eating moldy cake.. twice.
The meeting is at the same hotel we go to for sex. Avoiding eye contact with all the staff there.
All I saw was a purple blob and poking out from under was part of a green shirt. Took me a minute to realize it was him under that beast.Thought I should ask if he was actually breathing and conscience but then I saw him slowly exploring what few brave men have done before.
I think it may of been me pulling down my pants is why she walked away.
Its not college unless your study breaks were to go throw up from blacking out the night before
I'll be visiting the rave tower. Prepare your finest boxed wines for my consumption.
we left when one of the guys tried to stick himself with an IV that he found
Now we're discussing the sex we had and the later lack thereof. It's like marriage counseling via snapchat.
I'm abstinent now
Oh, is this one of the times when you're serious?
I think I was just hit on by Jesus Christ. This is not okay. Bad Touch. I NEED AN ADULT!
Calm the hell down, it's just stoner Bob.
It's a sexual break up. We maintain a friendship and leave any and all sexual attraction out. It's not hard, having a baby is harder than that.
I'm determined to sit on that face.
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