just jacked off with my ROTC uniform on. boy i feel like an american.
I was about to watch some really classy porn. Title was ravenous for dick. I didnt know pornstars knew ravenous was a word.
Exactly how low is masturbating to your cute professor's lecture videos?
So, I was thinking... Since this restraining order doesn't go into affect until monday, that leaves us 5 days to wreck his world.
Just found bud in my hair....gotta love curls
I went on my dinner date pretending that my lunch date didn't jizz in my hair.
I fell asleep on the air hockey table and someone turned it on, scariest shit ever when you're that fucked up
The gay is strong with you! You're more concerned about my outfit than my safety.
Had the weirdest dream last night. If you're ever in Texas, do not come over with a 12 pack as a bribe and ask for a threeway between you, me, and my TA. I will take the beer though.
He sent me a picture of Reese's peanut butter cups next to his dick. Of course I went over.
On a happier note, I can fit in my old shorts. Dope does have its perks
he showed me his third nipple on the first date. I might have low to no standards, but my god.
my life is turning into trapped in the closet at way too fast a speed for me to feel comfortable.
All I remember is me taking my automatic nerf gun getting on top of him and saying..."look whos in control now!"
We already gave up cheese, how are we supposed to give up coke?
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