it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
Great, now justin bieber is gonna sing a song about chile
you'll never guess what i found when i got home...
a cake, in the toilet
No subtext here. People are naked.
her sex was completely horrible but her weed was great. imma ask her out again
Her boobs are too amazing to be looking at my dick. I'm even ashamed.
The party theme was heirs and heiress's. Most guys came in polo shirts but he came as the "arch duke of vagina".
Looking for things to spread butter on. Found men's briefs in garbage can. Lost insurance card. Summer has finally arrived
Oh you're gonna love this story. I almost cut off a little girl's pony tail.
Please be advised that because of last year's "incident" we will no be starting St. Pat's day with spicy breakfast burritos and car bombs. Please plan accordingly.
MAYDAY. glass in foot, have crush on guy with mullet.life is over.
i stole nothing, broke nothing, and stabbed nothing. aren't you proud of me?
I'm about to order this penis-casting kit so text me within 5 mins if you're not down
He'd never survive you. Is there a boot camp for pre-heather training?
Drunk me is having trouble keeping up with sober me's standards
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