Kareoke will never be a sober sport
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All I know is it had something to do with a plunger and tuna salad. I'm done. I'm quitting my job.
Its a three day weekend with Valentines day thrown in... Im obligated to get drunk
He tried to say "god bless your heart" to the stripper but it came out "god bless your pussy"
you kept saying "no santa, im not having sex with you. it's not your holiday".
She said I had the biggest dick she'd ever seen. And when you consider how many she's come in contact with, it's kind of like winning the heisman.
i knew you were okay when you wanted to eat in the ambulance
I'm still waiting for my blazer that I left at your apartment, you owe me a blowjob for every day from Thursday on that it's late.
In a min. With a stripper at the hospital. Business. Not pleasure.
I got asked if I was pregnant as a pickup line
Is it true if I say your name three times, you'll appear and whore everything up?
He simply fell in the fire, rolled out and continued to finish his bottle of vodka. Everyone else instantly sobered up just watching it.
He sent me a slow motion video of him jerking off...it was so long (the video not his dick) even I felt awkward watching it alone
I made you bacon and gave you a blow job. I'd say you had a pretty great day.
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