so heres a good story. about 6 hrs ago i took a bath with bruce blasting. and 6 hrs later i woke up still in my bathtub but in cold water
After we had sex, she played this little piggy with my toes
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
Yea, i was tied up and blindfolded. And someone was throwing chicken nuggets at my face.
he built a boat made of joints. holyyy shit
A guy with no shirt on and a eyepatch just got out of the car beside me. After he slammed his door into mine. This is our hometown.
The usual, im laying out. Ipod on shuffle, Large spray bottle to cool myself of and a smaller one filled with chilled vodka. I can spray the vodka right in my mouth without even opening my eyes. THIS IS LIVING....
I walked outside an you were laying down talking to a star about your life. That's when I took the bottle of jack away...
This popcorn tastes like salt and regret. It reminds me of the first blowjob I ever gave.
You've ruined popcorn for me.
Like will they card me for my own whiskey in shampoo bottles?
I can empathize with sociopaths, serial killers, demons, gods, and monsters....straight white males are literally the only barrier to my 100% empathy rate. I don't get it.
The girl in the hotel room next to us walked out at the same time as me this morning. She just shook her head, looked at me and said, "faker." Is it that easy to tell?!??
ARE YOU DEAD? TEXT Y FOR YES OR N FOR NO.
so does the amount of bruises on my arms and legs mean we had fun last night?
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