I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
I knew I shouldn't have slept with her...my dick looks like a stegosaurus tail
We got them high and they had an hour long debate on the best way to get cum out of eyes.
you better fuck at least one or both of them.
THERE IS PRACTICALLY A BEER FUCKING WATERFALL
the cop didnt laugh with me when he patted me down and pulled out my flask.
Alright, my brain isn't sure how to properly function on a Wednesday with no hangover and more than 3 hours of sleep.
I just want to curl up with him and brush his hair and sing love songs together, I think you should come over and end this
Also, am I the only one who noticed he didn't fuck you until after you were technically a cripple? Or am I reading into this too much? Congrats on that btw
He asked me if the reason I slept around is because I grew up in a broken home. I am so done fucking Christians.
Wall of shame with a backpack full of beer bottles, cowboy hat in hand, and a handlebar mustache. I was applauded by a passing car
We got a noise complaint for vacuuming too much but not for getting really high and yelling about peanut butter
I kept on yelling at him to get his shit together as he was puking
I never thought I could be this turned on by a man wearing racoon tails.
What am I supposed to say? "Oh hey, I can't go out with you tonight because I can't picture myself sleeping with you and I was high and just trying to be nice when I said yes"?
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