New drinking game: drink every time the guy whose room we are in is creepy
enjoy the hospital
fighting downstairs. join me tonight to hear their makeup sex. also, let's make skittles vodka.
I don't know if you realize how depressing it is to get your card denied....when you're only spending $4.
Its officially tradition: I black out every year on michael jackson's death day..
Second day of summer classes and i already got this girl to send me nudes during class
that is WHY your in summer classes
worth it
Tough to say exactly how to play this. I just know people don't like surprises when genitals are involved.
I miss my brother. He would have fucked the fat girl for me.
I told you I would
I wouldnt do that to you. You're my actual friend
Hahaha I don't remember taking it away. But no one should have a sledgehammer at a party. NO ONE.
Can you bring me a corn dog or something shaped like one?
I don't think you understand. I woke up under the car. At 3 am. In the club parking lot.
Dude hobos go hard. I learned a lot last night.
Aside from the possibility of pregnancy, I'm going to call last night a raging success.
I ate icecream cake off your tits for my birthday, if that's not love I don't know what is.
He stopped in the middle of us banging in order to check in for his Southwest flight.
I just paid $10 for tinder plus so that I could change my location to Rio and match with Olympic Athletes
Randomize
