Cure to hiccups..road head..high five
I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
States back in the final four. Now our sunday night drinking has purpose. Sparty on baby.
She bet her virginity on the Celtics. Looks like Kobe wont be the only one breaking in a new ring.
I wouldn't take my shot so you poured it on my face. Twice.
It's been a wonderful constant drunkeness. We played Marco polo with some random like 8 yr olds in the kiddie pool.
You kept apologizing for not offering me some of your Whisky, which you referred to as "Jesus Nectar".
Two dudes. Loud music. Dancing shirtless possibly naked. Why would I ever need cable?!
Dinner?
YES CON MARGARITAS POR FAVOR!!!! MUCHO MARGARITAS!!!
Stoned, and eating Doritos, and reading about lesbians for class. This is the life.
Drove by a guy getting road head, midday on O Street. That could be us, but you won't let me in your pants when you drive.
Never in my life did I think i would give a blow job in the bathroom of my old elementary school. Twice.
All I've had to eat today are potatoes...and by that I mean vodka and chips
Well I just had a flashback of something I did in the 4th grade. Now I can't go back to sleep.
I have a cheeseburger in my purse and im going to fill her prescription for narcotics. Who thought i was responsible enough to sign her discharge papers?
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