I didnt pay $190 for a fake with a new middle name of Vane..
Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
And then he came out of the bathroom in a kimono
I'm sorry but when I'm riding in the trunk on the way to mcdonalds at 6 am I just don't want to listen to reba macintire
new rule: i'm not touching his penis until he takes me out to dinner.
you know, if you actually abided by that rule there would be many more successful restauranteurs in ohio.
I woke up to him peeling the skin on my stomach from my sunburn. If he wasn't so good in bed I'd be a little freaked out.
Just found an "inspected with pride" sticker on or around my vagina
I'm stoned and just shared 4 cookies with this chicks dog
They're raisins though so they're healthy. No worries.
A check for $9 that I used to buy six boxes of Girl Scout cookies bounced. I think I've hit a new low.
Also lets pinky promise right now that we will NOT play "Pony" outside of each other's rooms if we have a hook up over
You told me that you would let her eat cake off of your ass, then fell asleep on the floor
So you're willing to shred any respect that you had for your body on some random chick who's only looking for sex? That's the worst thing I've ever heard.
I mean, it won't be 100% meaningless, I know her middle name.
How did I get up here...did jesus lift me up
Rich men love me! I remind them of their trophy wife!!!
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