farters have to be the big spoon...
On the airplane today the pilot actually said "Ladies and gentlemen I'm sorry for the delay. But I know all of you have problems, and so do we..."
OMG HAIR ON HIS DICK. HAIR ON HIS DICK AS IN GROWING OUT OF HIS DICK. HAIR.
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
Atty had lunch with DA and confirmed I am not the target of the investigation. No word on anything else
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
The nurse who basically saved my life just came into the store. Didn't recognize her. Awwwwkward.
I feel like everything in this room is sweating
I just found that video of you jumping onto my exercise ball feet-first and face-planting into my shoe rack.
SINCE WHEN WAS USING A FROZEN WATER BOTTLE ATTACHED TO A ROPE AS A THROWING WEAPON A GOOD IDEA??
I was so high I started singing Let It Go and then instantly started laughing 'cause I was eating ice. Everyone just stared.
I'm definitely not going to be able to fuck him high. I won't be able to not laugh at his man boobs
You put a bag of sliced onions in the microwave then screamed, "voila, onion rings!"
Dad danced on top of the bar with me last night. And has a video of me doing a beer bong.
My breath smells like dick and biscuits..
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