You can spell. I can kill people with no remorse. We all have our skills.
Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
I am too pretty for them to be this angry at me.
she works at a police station now. i think thats the definition of keeping your enemies closer.
On the plus side this hangover is the tipping point that finally convinced my lazy ass to get some sunglasses.
For your information i will be shotgunning whiskey on may 21st.
I threw up in the bar parking lot and yelled THIS IS MY FUTURE.
so far I've only met her once and hung out one other time. Up to 5 BJs already. That's serious efficiency.
DON'T YOU TELL ME I HAVE HERPES ON MY BIRTHDAY. THAT IS MOST DEFINITELY NOT A HAPPY BIRTHDAY.
I've just never heard the term serendipitous used to describe having one's asshole licked.
All I have in my new place is coke and a treadmill.. it's workout Wednesday
He wanted me to choke him with my feet. So now I feel obligated to start writing my memoir
That portion can talk about stepping out of your comfort zone and how it can potentially kill people
Can we smoke pot out of a menorah?
I'm all about clean living these days
You started your day with fried chicken and a bloody
... after you woke up in your own urine
I'm noticing I drink less and do fewer lines when I do both together.
Now that's what I call smart money management.
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