Pls tell me she didnt actually sign a nutsack.
You know, as long as there were ice cream breaks, I would totally eat chips for a living.
just walked out of chelsea's house and saw cameron slapping his dick against her car. cant even make this shit up if i tried.
Tell her to not eat the pizza she threw up on.
im just gonna turn drinking alone on new years into a tradition
He knows as soon as he hits chameleon eye status drunk, he is guaranteed to piss the bed we NEED to push him there
You act like this is the first time I literally thought I was invisible.
Her boyfriend was hitting on other girls while drunk. But, she said she was okay with it because she is a feminist and she supports all women's decisions.
I just faked an interview like I fake a fucking orgasm. Wonder if these candidates can tell I'm a tired and hungover recruiter?
Ive seen him cuddling a giant inflatable seahorse. Nothing could be creepier than that.
Fucking her would be like seeing big foot, finding a four leaf clover , petting a unicorn, and arm wrestling a leprechaun in a matter of a 6 hour period
Keep it up. It gets easier when you turn 21. Something happens in people's brains when they turn 21 and all of a sudden you have the power to drink constantly and abuse drugs and still graduate with good grades and your shit together. Im almost positive I read it in my freshman year bio textbook
Dude for real though, we gotta stop getting hammered and kissing gay guys.
This is why we can never be just regular friends. The shit we do is not regular
I like that they’re all named Christopher or Chris. No need to worry about moaning during!
Randomize