fuck your aforementioned shoe
I just added her as a friend on Facebook. I met her 5 minutes ago and there are already more than 50 pics of me uploaded... from other nights.
I just put up a picture on my dorm room wall of that ginger you hooked up with to remind myself that everyone makes mistakes
I left two shots of jager for you guys when you wake up from your death. Do with it as you wish
I just wanted to clarify that I am not bisexual and had no intentions of ACTUALLY penetrating my roommate with a can of bugspray.
Dude I've kinda accepted I may leave Nola with the clap.
Now you have tequila AND fuzzy slippers. Fuck you. I want that to be MY night.
Let's just do a victory lap through all of our exes.
I can dry shave vagina like a champ
Its almost 1 am and u wanna get together and cry naked
Butt Stuff 2016 unites us all
He was publicly touching my boobs before I even knew he's a famous World Cup skier.... That's how hot he was
I'm telling you, I 'm beginning to think that my vagina is magical.
I think you know you’ve caught feelings when you’re asking a tinder boy his opinion about your current fuck buddy.
I just met his mom for the first time with a hang over. Then we went to watch his 8 year old cousin get baptized. Apparently his family loves me. I should drink more often.
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