We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
So, it's like build-a-bear for your vag?
I would have added her but her profile pic was piece of pie
Just found a ramen cup in the stall and all of the showers running with no one in them. WHERE ARE YOU?
I demand visitation hours with the duck.
Yeah.. he went to Tebow in the middle of the crosswalk and got hit by a cab... The yellow ones really don't stop
Yeah I just gotta do it so that my major doesn't find out. Doesn't look good having a stripper teach your 3rd grader
Thanks for the cold. I shartted and sat through a whole soccer game. James made 3 scores.
Would I waste your time for mediocre porn?
Dude you chased a girl around the yard and then fell over the curb. Face first. You got up on your own tho so you reached champion status
Almost caused a huge accident on the highway because I was distracted by how orange the road barrels were
Sitting in bed reading a porn novel off my phone and accidentally just made Siri start reading the most graphic part aloud. FUN FIRST NIGHT WITH THE NEW ROOMIE.
I kinda wanna drive through the Gator bar parking lot and seeing if my panties are on they ground, they should be right next to my pride...
He slept outside in his hammock, and then took a lawn chair with him in the shower because he was too drunk to stand up.
I fucked a French man last night. 5 Times. Ashed my cig in his cactus. That later set on fire while we were having sex.
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