My 3rd grade teacher, who was also my fav, thought i was in prison. That seriously upsets me.
Jeremys mom is here. I gave her mad jello shots and now were griding. ima give it to her: ultimate payback for him fucking my gf.
Is she bent over a couch yet or did daylight savings time throw off her usual schedule?
you know that dress I got margarita and puke on? yeah, just returned it.
No. I remember how loud you used to get. Trust me.
I have 250 contacts there has to be someone sober to take me to taco bell
She wants an explanation of my cousins creepy foot fetish with my god sister. i don't know how I can sum this up in a text.
She said she was jealous that i could wear headbands, then growled at the ground in shame..
if I'm at school tomorrow just indulge my moment of pity and let me cry on your shoulder
I'd return your shirt, but it got all wet from lying on the bathroom floor while I was in the shower with Justin's roommate...
Keep it.
And i'll likely end up sleeping in a bush wrapped up in my poncho
I'm about 95% it's a collapsed lung. Go big right?
He said he's in to distance fucking. I thought he just mean long durations. We fucked on a towel all the way down his tile hallway accross his kitchen and into the living room
He has a baby picture of himself on the night stand. I don't think this whole 'one night stand' thing is for me.
I did something very bad. More specifically, my boss.
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