We're pretty sure the 'pocket' aspect of the hot pocket is unnecessary. Testing our theory now.
Im handcuffed to some kid i hardly know. there are no cops involved
well look at the bright side
maybe you can be on an episode of "I Didn't Know I Was Pregnant"
I just showed my boobs to our astate representative hahahahahahha
When you're on the hood of a car, 10 mph feels pretty fucking fast.
okay, certainly we can't screw this up, and even as I type, I know we will
He started to lose his balance halfway through his "commencement speech" at the top of the staircase. The rest is bloody, profanity-laiden history.
I just remembered that he had fake blood all over his face last night. I woke up with it all over my dick. He was 50. Please don't judge me.
Well this lady at the bar told me I was a natural on the tambourine and that it was my God given talent. and then she gave me a tambourine.
Confidence is key. All I had to tell him is I'm drinking a bottle of wine and eating chocolate today to celebrate that I love myself. That's how you get a Valentine, my friend.
You better fucking tell me or I'm turning blow job week into go fuck yourself week.
He asked me how france is treating me
Tell him you got so much dick you may never come back to the US. That ought to keep him away
I believe in your delicious
Grrr. Fine. You get oral for being unwrong.
I don't know what else is in your wedding gift, but I just pulled out a pair of handcuffs in front of her grandmother.
Also a whip and a blindfold. Don't be a bitch, enjoy it!
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