I texted him to clear the air a bit, apologized if I freaked him out. No reply. So I'm gonna go ahead and fuck someone in a barn tonight.
probably shouldnt have written that paper while wasted, its starts with once upon a time
i tried to stop you but you kept shouting "two birds with one stone!"
I'm bakin' bread in my pussy!
What?
I have a yeast infection.
his mom walked in, looked at me, sighed n nsaid 'when are u gonna learn' n walked out
Abby. I can text perfectly. I pledge allegiance to the flag of the united states of america. and to the republic, for which we stand, one nation under god indivisible and with liberty and justice for all god bless america
do you find it slutty that the last person I had sex with is also the person who sings my ringtone ?
Just found my bra in a bag of chips on the kayak floating about the pond. Sure sign of a good night
You can't tell me you've honestly NEVER considered smoking a Froot Loop
Also, if you all get arrested i'm coming to laugh at you because i don't have the money for bail.
You took photos of my underwear around London the day after! THAT was too soon.
Came home plastered at 8am. Roommate had hot glued all the ashtrays and various items to their surfaces. Couldn't handle it. Went back to the bar.
Seriously bro? Indoor roman candle wars? I guess I'll never see that fucking security deposit again
I have done everything sexualally imaginable with that umpalumpa
I feel like with a dick like that he could of done more with it
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
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