idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
I just hatefucked a Bush administration appointee. Now having celebratory mimosas.
She just said she finds Tyler Perry funny... this is not going to work.
Arguably, the best part was cockblocking those squirrels.
if the best thing you can say about him is "he probably wont kill me" you may want to rethink hanging out with him
You insisted on squirting shots of captain morgan in your mouth with a turkey baster by like 930.
I think i blacked out...but i remember licking your teeth
If I had that in my pants Omg I would want a shirt made so everyone knew
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
woke up in a random sweater in a random bed in a random house on a street I don't recognize..
also, I vaguely remember swapping shirts with some random guy on the dance floor.
I'm upset for all the future generations who can't drunkenly get cheesy bread
...I just added shower water to my vodka on ice\n#sendhelp
Looking back, we probably shouldn't have chased alcohol with more alcohol
We have ur drink. Mom passed out in the bathroom. I'm goin to the other bathroom. Bs at the top of the stairs on way outside.
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