Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
Cops are here now. U need to come back. Ur not under arrest. But u need to apologize to the woman for what you did to her cat.
If Andre Agassi did Crystal Meth, what was John McEnroe doing?
i was so drunk i stopped mid-blowjob to make sure he i was with my boyfriend and not some random. twice.
You were playing beer pong by yourself. Finally someone took the ball and threw it into the bonfire. You sat by it, cried, and contemplated how to get it out. For 45 minutes.
Keep in mind that he's 43, unemployed and living with his parents. There's really not much we could do to make his life worse.
Guess who just screamed "Everything happens for a reason!!" in the abortion clinic. This girl.
is there a reason blood came out of my hair in the shower?
head injury at diner. you headbutted the wall a few times because it got in your way
when the washing machine is on all the beer bottles jiggle and clink against each other... "drink us drink us drink us"
Hi this is the guy from the cell phone store. Your Dad just upgraded your phone as a surprise. I didn't tell him about your topless pics on your phone. I transfered them to new phone. Nice rack!
I was just thinking about if my bath water turned to jello and got a little freaked out
Whenever a guy asks me why I like weird sex stuff, I just answer, "Catholic School".
yeah, but I wanna be the girl that makes him realize he's 100% gay
If a guy makes a dick joke within 24 hrs of matching am I just setting myself up for disaster if I say yes to a date lol
I always want to see you. Honestly my only hesitation is that my ass is still kind of sore from Sunday 🥺
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