i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
I would blow Magic Johnson for a pack of lucky strikes right now. Post-hiv.
May God have mercy on my new vibrator.
when i woke up this morning i blew my nose and ash came out.. i'm not sure what to make of this.
She is wearing lilly and pearls while drinking natty from a monogrammed coozie. If that isn't a sorosititue I don't know what is
So I just bought underwear that says "I'm taken." Just know that when I cheat on my bf with you, that's what I'm wearing
Ok, let's play "if you were a slut" again and try and retrace our steps last night..
you looked at her and told her she looks like the girl you lost your virginity to then told her you wanted to lose it to her again
Attention ladies coming to the party tonight! Tonight will be another chance to win the 5 bucks for getting my cousin hard. Bring your a-game, no one has been able to overcome the whiskey dick yet. Good luck.
Was that your vagina? Received a text pic from a number I didn't recognize. Shaved, so no hair color cues. But it looked like your lips.
I even got my dealer to make gluten free special cookies ;-)
How was the party? Lets put it this way: "He wants her dick" was a factual sentence stated last night.
I told you all we needed steroids to survive the tour de franzia, like the bikers. But nobody listened...
I brought an already opened bag of trail mix from home to snack on today. Some motherfucker ate all the m&ms out of it. I hate my roommates
She just texted me saying "come over and eat me out, my vagina smells like honey glazed ham." I know I shouldn't be, but i'm just so curious.
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