How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
Funny, I didnt know that facebook statuses were for crappy song lyrics
Listening to her yell about my drinking problem is not helping my hangover.
coming out of a blackout being surrounded by Disney police was not as awesome as it sounds.
and a jello shot exploded in my bra last night. Now I have blueberry smurfette boobs. Awesome.
its 4am. im standing over him in my bed eating chinese food, on the phone with dan trying to convince him to break up with his gf. whoredom.
I don't know what's more sad. The fact that I'm genuinely impressed about being sober for a whole 3 days or the fact that I want to get wasted in celebration.
Her boobs felt like beanie babies from heaven
Well I'm in the bathtub smoking a bowl and eating doritos and frosting so I might not be the one to advise you on this shit but I'll try.
Glow Paint looked great for the Black Light Party last night, Tonight having a glow in the dark Pizza on my arm, not so much.
Just wiped the ashes off my forehead before he came over to have sex. Definitely going to hell.
He just felt my tits to find out which piercing I lost.
My dad told me to bring weed to easter Sunday dinner..
The guy I blew who bought us all the shots last night? I really think he's the TV guy I'm watching give the local weather. Like right now.
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