He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
hahhahahha. mid doggie-style, i faked an asthma attack. the sex was that bad
Do you remember puking up your retainer into the toilet and putting it right back in your mouth?
Sorry my moustache came off because I was face first in a layered bucket full of jello shots.
Nothing says walk of shame better than a onesie and a 12 pack of corona..
Its not personal, its just business. I'm the Donald Trump of blowjobs.
We aren't really supposed to respect our bodies til our mid twenties.
Totally forgot we howled at the full moon last night... It's safe to say Tuesday Boozeday is my new favorite day of the week
Her rack rivals that of the deer I shot last season. You need to get after that.
I'll be home soonish I need 4th of July sex, it's the American thing to do.
Be safe. If you have intercourse with a boy use so many condoms this his penis is no longer recognizable.
People are talking politics and I have had 9 mimosas
When you wake up to a porn star on your couch telling you, you better tell your boyfriend about last night.
I better get weekly incoherent text messages or I will assume something is wrong.
He ran out to tell us that somebody flooded the bathroom, then went back in there fell on his ass and asked why the floor was wet
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