I specifically asked you not to be slutty tonight.
Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
Just heard a guy discussing with someone else the amazing blow job you gave him. I’m in New York. Over 2 hours away from where you live. I have never been more proud.
So I'm on the can right now reading a court transcript for an appeal. Some dude is paying $155 an hour for me to take a shit.
he yelled at me for calling the fat girl fat. if I can't call out fat girls to my brother who do i have?
Cause i'm hanging over the toilet bowl and thinking about your ball in my mouth is not helping
i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
Question: trumpet bong. Can it work.
First sunburned tits of the season. And it's only April... I feel like it's going to be a good summer.
I would just like to go ahead and accept my slut of the year award.
It's like 10 times better than an Oscar
After getting all 4 of my wisdom teeth removed I asked my dentist how much better would I be at head
She took me into the bathroom and force fed me a panini, it was pretty good.
We were in a bathroom while 4 dudes compared dick piercings.
Buffalowww
We celebrated Cinco the right way. We took shots of 1800 then he fucked me while Selena was on TV in the background
Im going for myspace 2006 goth bitch. Your worst nightmare
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