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(443): View more from Maryland

Changed my sheets. Found a can of rockstar, crushed bag of tostitos, used tissues, and enough of both of our clothes to make a whole outfit.

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(435): View more from Utah

I was really stoned haha. I had sex with her while I cooked scrambled eggs.

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(865): View more from Tennessee

Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?

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(908): View more from New Jersey

HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k

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(731): View more from Tennessee

Tonight, I'll be cleaning. And by cleaning, I mean drinking booze and spraying everything with Febreze.

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(475): View more from Connecticut

So we came to a decision, you need to fuck your hot roommate and send us pictures. We voted, so don't hate the democracy this great country stands for

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(801): View more from Utah

They had to stop us from skinny dipping in the reflection pool of the Mormon temple.

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(832): View more from Houston, Texas

He also needs to focus on not being such a little bitch, but that's none of my business.

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(413): View more from Massachusetts

My new favorite word is dickbag. I think its relevant here. And I say that with all the love in the world.

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