I can hear the grilled cheese talking to me. "Let me in there!" they wanna get inside me
I'm going to jail i love you
Heyy I kind of wanted to apologize and excuse myself for last night. I feel like that was a little much. I just met you. That's why I don't like tequila. Haha
There are babies in the room i shouldnt be high with babies in the room.
Just left some random in my bed to go get mcdonalds breakfast. I'd say my priorities are on point.
the only thing i remember last nigh is talking to some chick for thirty minutes about cheese.
I apologize for getting really drunk, taking off my shirt, bitching someone out, crying, and breaking something at your party next weekend...
Fuck. The basement bathroom I've been getting head in for 6 months just went 'Out of Service'.
I guess it was to be expected that I was put on somebody's list called penis socket.
I'm getting to the point of going up to a guy and saying "Hi I'm maggie and i can put my foot behind my head"... That desperate.
You. Me. Frosting and a bed. Lets do this.
So feel off my bed lastnight into the trashcan. On the plus side i thought under my bed was a cave and i went exsploring
I think the highlight of my night is when I was eating a mayonnaise sandwich. drunk me was on point.
This is a long quiet interstate without somebody to sext.
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