I just foul balled at work. I had taken off my coat too… had to go to the sink wash my hands then go back to the stall and pick up my coat. I hope the guy shitting in the stall next to me didn’t figure out what happened.
You just got cockblocked by Conan O'Brien.
Just mindlessly walked into the mens bathroom. My vagina has now become its own independent being, looking for penises. I'm just along for the ride.
He had me saved in his phone as "Dick Socket". Lets see if I ever fuck him in a bathroom again.
I am not going to ask my mother to pause a movie so I can have phone sex.
your sister totally cock blocked me last night don't even think about inviting her to taco night
The Winnie the Pooh costume was great until you got drunk and started yelling at the kids asking for pictures.
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
no, you don't understand how much people deal here. All I had to say was "hey lets buy a bag" and he pulled over instantly, then the randoms in the car behind us pulled over and sold us a bag.
well it can jab him in the chin so I am 100% sure he can suck his own dick
You screamed "i promise ill stop blowing your brother" in the middle of a packed restaurant at 1pm. We should maybe rethink our relationship.
i refuse to sex anyone who doesn't get my lord of the rings references. no exceptions.
Yes. I'm realizing that sports games are good reasons to drink. I just cheer when everyone else cheers.
i ate pretzels. i might be the first human to be hospitalized from pretzels. that's how bad this is.
This toilet bowl is my home.
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