Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
she uses ice cubes and hums anything I want. Last night was Welcome to the jungle. it wasnt lost on me shes a puma. no shame in that 30+ game.
One of my students just said I have "big mommy parts". Even third graders know that my tits are too big. God I love em.
I turned down free cocaine. I both respect and regret and that decision.
He stole her cigarettes and walked 15 miles just so he wouldn't have to wake up next to her. God I love being a lesbian.
his mom cheated on his dad so i think he has a weird freudian thing for whores
in my defence, i did try to get you to put your shirt back on, then you screamed at me to stop telling you what to do
Did you leave a blizzard on my porch last night? Or was that someone else giving out a metaphorical threat to me?
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
HE GAVE ME ONE OF HIS BEERS.
YOU'RE THE CHOSEN ONE.
Please tell me you're not home alone watching Glitter.
Can you see in?
I just wanna be able to fart and do my homework but he won't leave
And then god smiled down upon me and he said let there be hangover food and let it be Wendy's
Nothing like a little chlamydia diagnosis to ring in the new year
I feel you. I woke up butt naked on top of my sheets with a plate of cheese next to my bed...
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