I didn't go out last night, but I dreamed that I blacked out and the *CRAZY* thing I did was to eat 12 cupcakes off 12 diff plates and stack them up neatly. If I had a life, I'd hate it.
He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
how can getting a pizza be this hard?
when you've been drinking 14 hours anythings impossible
My male hookup buddy is gonna meet my female hookup buddy, let the awkward hookup games begin!
We don't need a hotel, we'll just sleep in the post office.
No, I left myself a half eaten cucumber and a beer next to my head, pointed at it and said 'you're breakfast' and then passed out.
Literally I thought my ears were pouring out blood. That high.
If it carries over into the weekend I would be glad to nurse your vagina back to health.
So, just in case you go to the bathroom in the middle of the night.. Sam is asleep in the first stall.
It was so cute that he apologized for getting cum on my couch. If he realized how many guys had cum on that couch in the past year, he wouldn't have touched my vagina with a 10-ft pole.
If I just skip sleeping, does hangover still happen? Gonna try it. Will report back. StTAND BY
I forgot to lock the bathroom door. He walked in, saw me on the toliet, nodded, and walked back out.
I was going to say that I wasn't sure how that happened... but then I remembered that I bonded with the Australians over vitamins and INXS and they bought me tequila.
But we made up last night and had unbelievably crazy sex tonight. I legit went blind for like 15mins from him choking me. It was awesome
JUST BECAUSE I ANSWER THE DOOR NAKED CARRYING A BOTTLE OF RUM DOESN'T MEAN YOU CAN STARE NEIGHBORS.
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