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(301): View more from Maryland

I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm

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(937): View more from Ohio

I told my new friends about my possible new chin. They said I should get my nose done first. Please tell me I'm pretty or something.

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(778): View more from British Columbia

No, I'm only going to drink half my paycheck. That's the responsible thing to do.

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(618): View more from Illinois

he said i was the most charming throwing up drunk person hes ever taken care of. so of course i had sex with him.

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(908): View more from New Jersey

so its official, girls can see a boner through my snuggie.

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(650): View more from California

I envy the lives of milf's kids, the little kid grabs her tits and she just laughs and says not now

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(562): View more from California

she said "i got this" and then fell on her face. within grabbing distance of the wall and her boyfriend

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(310): View more from California

NOTHING IN THE WORLD IS GOOD SOFT

(310): View more from California

NOT ICECREAM NOT DICKS

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NOTHING

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(843): View more from South Carolina

Pretty sure my aunt hooked up with one of my brothers frat brothers at his graduation party

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