he confessed his love for me, threw up on my pillow and then fell asleep on said pillow. i met him last night.
better than last weekend. things are really looking up for you.
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
I rubbed one out into an envelope and mailed it to her. Game point, I win.
we ate a 40 pack of string cheese and watched an entire washing machine cycle.
reason #14 for loving my boobs...just got out of a 40mph over the limit speeding ticket thru a work zone. i dont think the cop knew i even had a face
There was a canoe full of alcohol. It was literally a boat load of fun
you know you're a senior when your friends are at the bar before you even get out of class
why the fuck would you go to class? it's karaoke wednesday.
That's the international "my vagina is unoccupied, come talk to us" chant. You have your mission. Go.
There seems no grander way to celebrate 420 than to smoke atop a mountain peak.
Well at least you learned that cops don't like when you call them frenchy. Nice dive over the fence by the way.
I know this is really fun but I don't wanna glow anymore
I should've been more social I guess. I feel bad not meeting the people who willingly sucked alcohol out of my navel...
There's something really beautiful about walk of shaming past the Capitol.
I am sitting in my lingerie, eating frozen cookie dough out of a bowl, and watching family. My hump day is going great
I sort of feel bad for this orthodontist. The things that have been in my mouth in the past 12 hours aren't exactly socially acceptable.
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