real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
My gyno actually laughed when I told her about his penis size.
I have two girls sleeping in my bed naked and I ended up making it to class, what were you saying about staying in on the weekdays?
Spent 30 minutes in the board meeting trying to figure out where the foul smell was coming from. Thought it was the guy's feet sitting next to me. Then i uncrossed my legs. Turns out it was my vagina. Thank goodness for travel size febreeeze.
He told me he doesn't dance and he hates drunken excitement. Why I ever thought it would work is beyond me.
Talking to a male stripper. About the LSAT. Only in Vegas.
I'm crying at a bar by myself drinking a pear martini drawing things dicks are scared of. How was your day?
Of course I have to cross through a walk for hunger
If you're mature enough to fuck him you're mature enough to tell him you don't want a relationship come on
Like I want to yell at him for pissing on my floor but there's still a chance its my pee....
I get a little bitchy. We all know that
I woke up at like 4 am with an old Korean woman cuddling me. I assure you she was not there when I went to sleep.
I have this vague feeling that I was involved in a dance off with a homeless man?
i just used a selfie stick to take an ass pic. i hate myself.
I told my parents how nice the girl at the frogurt store was. I neglected to mention that I nearly lost my virginity to her via foursome.
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