he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
...she's taking her top off and singing songs from Anastasia. I swear to God were solumates.
Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
It's always a surprise to see what songs I shazamed and downloaded last night while we were drunk at the bar.
It's been a long time since I felt this bad on a Monday... and for that, I thank you.
Yeah I'm a responsible adult man but I legally unbind myself from anything that occurred that evening and am in no way responsible for those actions.
Math equation of the day: 4 waffles + 1 bowl of weed = 1 terrific nap
dude, i just accidentally flashed your mom. BIG TIME.
Plus my dignity needs a night alone with me.... Oh that's right. I lost it last night
Dinner at 5, shrooms at 10.
Why so philosophical about cake and sex this morning?
im looking at the positives. number one it stopped me from hooking up with vince infront of his girl, number two it gave me something to do instead of throwing up and number three i fuckin rocked his world
Im sorry for telling you id rather jump into traffic than date you again. I didnt mean to be so rude
Just saw a car towing a guy on skis drive by so that’s how Syracuse is doing today.
It's like a donut of clothes around a pair of heels. Like they were transported to another dimension naked.
Randomize
