They just yellow carded someone for spilling a drink because it was a party foul. Love germans.
Woke up to a bouquet of flowers in my toilet bowl. Drunk hubby loves me.
it's ok. he made up for it by standing there and holding my purse while i made out with three guys at the bar. it was a pretty good night.
This guy just tried to hit on me on facebook. His most recent listed education is middle school. This is my life.
Do you think it's illegal to work at a bar if you're on probation for a DUI? I need a night job where I can meet men.
I just took my birth control with Redi-Whip. I'm that girl.
I found him on the floor in the kitchen eating cheese and tomato. I mean a block of cheese and whole tomatoes, he was alternating. Thats why your cheese has teeth marks.
I don't know what to think. Also, I decided to take a bath...sorry in advance if I flood the bathroom.
My penis is saying yes, several less important organs are saying noo...
Oh my god there are animals here. There are actusal animals trying to get him. A giraffe is trying to get in. A giraffee is trying to get in. Is ridiculouss.
if I blackout nd am found tomorrow w butterfly hairclips on my nipples and my habd down my pants tell my family I am sorry
You'll be happy to know that the bruise is gone from my cock
I'm not dealing with this wiskey dick shit, 2016 is the year of hard dicks
If youre worried about being stabbed, you probably shouldnt be there.
drunk boyfriend and drunk me are NOT meant for each other
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