I got into my dads silver toyota in the back seat to get picked up and 2 mins later I asked my dad when are we leaving, then an old mexican woman turned around. wrong toyota I'm guessing.
i knew she was high when she broke up the cookies into her glass of milk and ate it like cereal
oh yeah I know that guy. he's legit. slept in my closet a few times
after he gave me a diploma for giving him amazing head, getting a regular diploma isnt all that cool.
We just got really drunk and bought toilet paper. Successful Monday.
You don't have to believe me. My vagina knows it happened.
did we decide the 'sorry about the threesome' cake was too flippant?
Anything that comes outta your cooch is bound to be breathtaking
That could use a little rephrasing
I want to miss work tomorrow on account of violent projective vomit... Make it happen
I fell into his fridge. I want to leave.
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
She's going to jail in a few weeks but she just got a boyfriend. Yet I'm still single as fuck.
HE WILL NEVER BE ONE OF US. HE WILL NEVER BE A DECENT, GOD-FEARING WHORE.
Sitting in a music store. There is a 40 something year old guy in a track suit, with a boner, and playing the ukelelie quite intensely.
thanks for thinking of me.
there's no judgement here...i was recently just fingered in my dorm hallway while having a conversation with 5 people.
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