i just got a clause named after me in the 'alcohol and drug use' section of the handbook. this is certainly a warning sign.
There is nothing wrong with wanting a slide attached to your staircase
Nah you can have him. There's too many men in my life right now. I can't handle another dick.
found out the liquor store price matches. thus begins senior year of college
Mark is going to get hypothermia. he is shirtless eating snow bc he "doesnt want to be dehydrated" tomorrow. youre in charge.
I think Charlie st. Cloud is the saddest thing I can masturbate to.
Everything is fine now . The coast guard said we just can't take the inflatable trampling out past the break way anymore
Yeah it'll definitely be worth it. Not having syphilis all the time you know
You sternly pointed at him and declared that you would ride his cock until the early dawn.
Then, you ate a turkey sub, went into his room
So heartbroken my rebound has a rebound
Waking up in a NH rest stop and reading through my texts is definitely a familiar low
Just fyi there is a naked girl somewhere in your house. I woke up and she was gone, definitely left her clothes tho
It's gonna be like a sexual version of A Christmas Carol in my house in a few days.
I don't WANT a sex disease! Especially one assigned to me by my supervisor..
Why the fuck am I at this dorm meeting? I don't pay $50,000 a year to stay sober.
Randomize
