And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
I just spent an unhealthy amount of money overnighting a full adult sized Trix Rabbit Halloween costume
i think you know its gunna be a bad day when it starts with throwing up into a red plastic cup
his dick is like his red hair, amazing but useless
Bars not open yet, I feel like a desperate alcoholic wandering around outside.
I'm going to leave the fate of whether I go to my midterms up to my dealer hitting me up or not
Was the mom I hooked up with decently attractive I feel like her two friends were hotter
we're driving around with this really dirty (unclean and inappropriate) 60 year old ex-san quintin con named old skool d that my brother knows and hes bringing us to get weed. what is montana?
Alright fuck it. Alcoholic Jamie is back and here to stay.
Why can't I hire someone to teach me how to be a decent human being?
I'm gonna fuck that sweet little pussy of yours into absolute submission
Wow. Sorry. As soon as I sent that I felt inappropriate. But yes. Bring a sandwich after. Lol
I don't know whether to be insulted or flattered that I am being propositioned to have a threesome only if I wear my cat onesie
I want an apology pizza with SORRY IM A DOUCHE spelled out on it in pepperoni
So it turns out strippers do encores if enough people yell. Encore song: Self Esteem.
This whole brainwashing thing is easy!
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