if you like me you must not know who I am
maybe if you didn't yell 'buh duh duh da duh da dats all folks' when you came she wouldn't have left last night
You supply the liquor and I'll "accidently" forget my bathing suit.
Deal!
you said you couldnt let go of the fence because your hand was molding to it.
I owe her a pancake or a second hand orgasm
My bed became a clown car for his family....I'm not ready to get married
I knew we would be good together when you made me lick jameson off your boob while you screamed along with racks on racks
i need to start using my dry humping skills. i was dry humping champion in 7th grade
You kept running up to random groups of people and saying "I'm a Dallas Cowboy Cheerleader so we all have to chug our drinks!" and they all listened to you.
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
The boat wouldn't start, so we brought it back to her house and we've been sitting in it in her driveway for the past 5 hours drinking beer and yelling at peoplee.
I did a hand stand against the glass wall at Ziggy's with no panties on and got 3 phone numbers. Thank God I shaved this morning...
Ps this homeless dude just came in hotel bar w a sword sticking out his jumpsuit trying to buy a drink w a 3rd party check
Lesson Learned: It's not a party until someone pisses their pants.
I have had flashes of 69ing, a strawberry flavored condom and begging him to sleep naked.
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