she's got a whisker from her dead cat taped to the wall. I'm pretty sure that about sums it up...
you know the rule: 3 consecutive asian hookups makes you an asian fetish guy, no exceptions
The only thing I can remember you saying is "I won't cut pizza like this when I'm older."
In retrospect, getting to second base BEFORE anal wouldve been a good idea
He just kept petting my ear and informing me that I wasn't one of the guys
Jesus just hopped over the fence with a rack of coors. How's your Halloween?
She passed out on the kitchen table with two mickeys forties duct taped to her hands. Clearly she is going to fit perfectly in your house this semester
Considering the fact that everyone took the wrong jacket from that party, should we casually try to return the chalice and soccer ball we stole from last night?
Officially drug you out of White Castle last night by the hood on your sweatshirt after you cussed out the attendant and stole the satisfaction guaranteed sign because they were closed!
And then we felt it necessary to continue drinking for another 4 hours, yikes
Hahahahaha. That's what your stoned ass gets for eating half a bag of processed cheese at 2am.
He laid on the ground 100 ft from the car crying about how he just wanted to be home already
I feel like I shouldn't be encouraging my friends to hook up with their teachers.....but if it's for academic reasons....then I definitely encourage it.
He invites me over for to adderall and chill. Academic Tuesday
I should probably add her on Facebook for as much as I cheat off her in Physics, huh?
What are u up to today?
Marathon sex and eating.
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