how come the more i say "don't get it in my eyes," the more gets in my eyes
that's an acceptable place to lick
her nose should be used as a dorsal fin
thank you for introducing me to everyone on chat roulette as I was passed out.
I wouldn't really call it 'getting lucky' considering I paid her to do it.
Remember the time we were horrifically hung over, went to mcdonalds, an you merely felt the weight of the mcnuggets box and knew there was an extra?
like it was yesterday
I don't really know I'm just giving her a key to get back in and the "don't get pregnant speech" and leaving it at that.
So how was your new years? Did u ride a horse at 3am in zero degree weather? Because I sure did
I fell asleep masterbating while watching family guy... This is what happens when girl's night gets canceled
So I just stole my deans keys to break into the dining hall to get coco puffs. I shouldn't have gone to this meeting stoned.
We're Scorpios. We're like dogs rolling in whatever smells good to us.
we're in NC now and so far we've smoked a blunt in every state with the exception of Tennessee which we accidentally went to
They ran out of toilet paper so I used the rug to wipe my vagina
next time you go get food at three am and leave a rando here can you warn me??? Also i tazed him. but it was just my little one so i think he'll be fine. bring me some fries.
How do you say "put it in me" in Spanish... I'm dealing with language barriers here.
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