I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
Have you ever slowed down next to the oldest people on the highway while getting road head just to see their extended reaction?
Just wondering why in an apartment full of stoners there is half a waffle in the TRASH CAN. get ur shit together man
Theyr drawing diagrams to try to explain to me how high they are
He managed to tell me he was blind in one eye and convince me to have sex with him in the same conversation. It's love.
I can't decide who is the bigger alcoholic: you for opening that bottle of wine just now or me for hearing it in the other room over the air conditioner
he definitely had sex before you were fully potty trained.
pretty sure that drunk girl we saw climbing the stairs is now DJing this club....
Safe to say I relapsed into my old chatroulette drunk flashing days.
Dear god. Please. Please do NOT deprive yourself of dick for 90 days. Blood will spill. Wolverines will howl. I can't handle that kind of terror.
Got my parents to pick me up from the party, take me to the bar and buy all my drinks, then drop me off at my booty calls house.
this hospital has no fireball
Dude, you can't drink while watching Star Trek. You hardly understand it sober.
It's an alien shaped cup though. i think that'll help me absorb.
I was informed this morning that I took all my clothes off and ran around the whole apartment complex. Being as they just moved in, welcome to the neighborhood.
Man the amount of drugs being done at a wedding with a bunch of surgeons was disturbing
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