is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
I can mark tailgating, going to the game and getting road head off my to do list today
The size of her hoop earrings are directly related to how much of a slut she is.
you'll be glad to know I got kicked off the microphone at a bar in Breckenridge last night thanks to my country rendition of all star
do you think I can still get an erection if I donate blood today? this is important.
Oh shit I just realized the ropes are still tied to the bedposts
I've given up for the day already. I just wanna eat cheesecake and hide from her.
They knew I had a party because the refrigerator settings were different, but they don't notice that we installed a new toilet seat so it's okay.
Wanna hang out? my DILF had to dip out for his sons little league game
I'm gonna tie him up and fart in that pathetic excuse for a mustache
It's like the blind leading the senile over here.
UPDATE: shit just got real- grandma is threatening to beat grandpa with a wooden spoon covered in chili.
then he grabbed my tit and yelled "FOR NARNIA!!" then dove into my vag. i think I will do him again strictly for the entertainment value
The George Foreman grill is melted. I don't know what other problems could arise.
You're about wine.
Yes, I'm like 90% wine at the moment
Isis wins if we don't have the loudest, kinkiest sex in every part of my house tomorrow
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