he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
i'm going to be honest, my vagina smells.
I just remembered yelling "they're gonna let me be a lawyer! Me! Why would they do that?"
just customized my debit card w a pic of me ralphing over the toilet. figure it'll give the bar keep a good cut off est and for shits n giggles when buying my handles at the liqour store
Rain ponchos don't count as shirts at the bar. FYI.
At some point I'd like to figure out how the weird kid from sociology ended up on my couch naked hugging what appears to be some sort of clothing....seriously it's creeping me out
How many strippers in the world do you think have had a debate with someone about the NRA?
As we were about to go at it, his roommates barged in singing jumper by third eye blind. Weirdest almost one night stand ever.
I didn't think four grown drunk men could cuddle on a twin size bed, but we found a way.
I cut myself stripping on your car. Probably a profession I shouldn't pursue
I made everyone scream the national anthem with me after playing true American last night. I'm pretty much their leader now.
he said didn't have much sexual experience and then proceeded to tell me he is going to make me cum harder than my vibrator could
well, that escalated quicky
Got to work this morning and thought... Did I really dance on that pole last night
I can feel the shame as I walk down your hallway.. good night
Dick is dick. I’m not turning it down because he’s younger than me. Covid has been a real cockblock and I’m a woman with needs
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