Holy cold harsh reality of sobriety batman
he kept farting in my kitchen and blaming it on the dog. then we went to wendy's and he spent twenty minutes in the bathroom. im pretty sure he shit his pants.
you should have known when you found out he drove a mini cooper not to hang out with him.
im stripping for him via video chat, but the sound is turned off cause his students are taking a test
just bought a $25 eighth from a chick who has a kid. i'm helping my community out right?
I woke up with fried rice in my sweatshirt pocket came downstairs and found all the chicken in the fridge gone. I'm THAT roommate aren't I?
I am VERY upset that you called my fiesta a waste of time.
She is ok w me having sex for money. Just gotta find rich grandmas.
I'm going to superglue stuart's hands into socker boppers
Also, I found your gauge.
I found it under my pillow like a gift from the Sex Fairy.
I witness him finger a girl behind the dj decks yet I'm still going to meet up with him. Wtf is my life
Like I don't care that he's a drug dealer, but I have a problem with his inefficient and ineffective business model.
On another note I never thought having a drug addicted stalker would prove useful
Pretty sure the waitress here is concerned about well being bc I've been here drinking by myself for 3 hours. If only I could show here FB so she'd know I'm not alone...
He does impressions. Handy knowing you can get fucked by one guy and pretend a group of celebrities is running a train on you.
I might be drinking a 4-day old opened beer on a Wednesday. You're in no position to judge me.
It would have only made it one day at my place.
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