do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
Wish you were here....
And I wish your mouth was around my cock, but that never happens, does it?
Ok. Cause im very serious about this. I wanna strip and do coke for a month
I just used my thong as a hair tie. I think I reached my limit.
We started a mustache riot at white castle at 4 in the morning. Will explain in detail.
I knew I fucked up when I woke up with the meat scissors in my hand.
We could supplement the Tour with Edward Andre-hands. Because 40s are for the 99%.
He stood up, threw the bag of bud between me and Tory, yelled "Fight" and then ran upstairs for the pizza
Eating a TV dinner and watching Goosebumps on Netflix, the sad, sad title of my autobiography.
he said didn't have much sexual experience and then proceeded to tell me he is going to make me cum harder than my vibrator could
well, that escalated quicky
Dude he's moving to fucking Germany now. What is it about your vagina that makes men want to flee the continent?
Just shaved my balls on a moving train. By far the most dangerous stunt I've ever pulled
Holy. shit. Chris has no pants on. In public. Fuck. Need you.
If you can wrestle my underwear off of me, you can top. It'll be like using an amulet in Legends of the Hidden Temple. Instead of not getting captured, you don't get fucked in the ass.
It's magical, I'm just dancing. It's like prom but by myself and with less clothes.
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