And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
Giving the kids Children's Claritin and calling it candy.....Is it setting them up for drug abuse later?
Isn't that the only thing she's good at? Complaining and blow jobs?
My doctor literally wrote on the script NO SEX
He has a tattoo of a carebear. This is not happening.
he also begged me to fake an orgasm when he couldn't get me to come.
She is putting glow sticks from her bedroom to the bathroom. She is calling it 'Being prepared'. God help us all tonight...
Chances are I'll be there for your wedding. Camelbaks filled with jack and coke are appropriate attire, right?
He's. Duct. Taping. His. Phone. To. The. Wall.
I just got back to our room ....neither of us spent the night there but both our beds are occupied. send help.
You just jumped of the couch and yelled "hidden tiger crouching dragon!" That's the answer to how you broke your finger.
I'm in my bed. Snow angles in fresh sheets. don't even try to get me out tonight.
My gynecologist just said "don't worry, this won't be as hard as…well…" A FUCKING SEX JOKE NO
just so you know. the medical term for period cramps is mettelschmerz.
glad to know something that causes such misery in my life has such a laughable name.
And the you walked in and said to the only under age dude "IM NOT SLEEPING WITH YOU TONIGHT!!!" You may not have high standards but thanks for not sleeping with my brother!
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