Too late. I'm going over there. I'm a bad example for all women: Do as I say, not who I do.
I feel like our bond is deeper now that we're both sleeping with married men. now we're really bffls
I'm gonna answer everything she says with 'cum on da face' until she breaks up with me...great idea or greatest idea?
We planned for the zombie apocalypse. In great detail. Of course there was booze involved.
Crisis Situation. How do you have that "we probably shouldn't make out tonight cause i've got an oral herpes outbreak coming on" conversation on a third date.
A good ear swabbing is more orgasmic than sex with him
Ya. I was the definition of a shit show. I woke up outside my door when my alarm went off
There is a large, jolly black gentleman in the parking lot of my appartment complex yelling about 5am jelly doughnuts. I want to be where he's at.
Sweet. I'm actually coaching my work study into a 4-girl orgy so dinner was kinda important. Yes, I'm the best boss ever.
I sent him a pic of my tits and he said "Word." I need a drink.
Mom called her a cunt. I think that's code for "don't bring her over ever again."
He told me we shouldn't hang out because it would be weird and then snap chatted me a picture of his dick
maybe one of us should just pity fuck him and get it over with.
IT WAS JUST SO LITTLE AND AWKWARDLY FLOPPING BACK AND FORTH
you have to get here a cop came into the bar and she looks like Sarah Palin. I think I'm gonna try and bang her
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