We walked past a group of guys in front of a bar last night and they claimed, I quote: Wow, we'd actually have to work for that.
are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
dude, she masturbates with a ken doll.
New channing tatum movie.
I'll bring my vibrator.
everyone has their kryptonite. mine just happens to be 18 year old blonde girls.
There is still throw up in my sink from before break. God I missed this place
I now beleive the Trojan Ecstasy ad "feels like nothing's there". They forgot to add "...cause the condom broke."
I passed out in the stadium during the 4th quarter and you guys just left me there?
Yea, but we put money for a cab in your pocket.
So. She dumped me today.
Well, maybe you shouldn't have referred to going down on her as "Dumpster-Diving".
Hickies on top of my hickies. I need a leash and/or a positive female role model
I just took a dump to end all dumps. Other dumps have already written ballads about it. It was the Armageddon dump. Bruce Willis was there, it was awful.
She's dipping the chocolate graham crackers in marshmallow vodka for a 'campfire taste'
I'm sorry but if you can't drink a bottle of wine without a glass, I do not think we can be friends.
I say this as a friend, you would make a SPECTACULAR crossdresser
Dad literally changed the channel from an episode of Big Bang Theory to another episode of Big Bang Theory. That's why I hate this show.
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